Dear Impossible,
Screw you, I just made a campfire under water.
Sincerely, Spongebob.
Dear Dora,
Please come home. We haven’t seen you for weeks. We should never have given you that damn monkey.
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear Elephant,
I may have two boobs on my back, but at least I don’t have a penis on my face.
Sincerely, Camel
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes,
I HOPE YOU FAIL!
Sincerely, Still on the first question.